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It was hot summer. A lion went to a pool to drink water.

Just then a pig also came there to quench his thirst. Both of them wanted to drink first.

A Bear came across a log where a Swarm of Bees had nested to make their honey.

As he snooped around, a single little Bee flew out of the log to protect the swarm. Knowing that the Bear would eat all the honey, the little bee stung him sharply on the nose and flew back into the log. This flew the Bear into an angry rage.

One day a countryman going to the nest of his Goose found there an egg all yellow and glittering.

When he took it up it was as heavy as lead and he was going to throw it away, because he thought a trick had been played upon him.

But he took it home on second thoughts, and soon found to his delight that it was an egg of pure gold.

Every morning the same thing occurred, and he soon became rich by selling his eggs.

On his deathbed, a father advised his son to always speak truth. The son promised that he would never tell a lie.

One day, while going to the city through a forest, he got surrounded by some robbers.

One of them asked, "What do you have?"The boy answered, "I have fifty rupees."

They searched him but couldn't find anything. When they were about to go, the boy called out, "I am not telling a lie.

See this fifty rupee note which I had hidden in my shirt."

There was once a Dog who was so ill-natured and mischievous that his Master had to fasten a heavy wooden clog about his neck to keep him from annoying visitors and neighbors.But the Dog seemed to be very proud of the clog and dragged it about noisily as if he wished to attract everybody's attention.

A Jay venturing into a yard where Peacocks used to walk, found there a number of feathers which had fallen from the Peacocks when they were moulting.

He tied them all to his tail and strutted down towards the Peacocks. When he came near them they soon discovered the cheat, and striding up to him pecked at him and plucked away his borrowed plumes.

A Rat was traveling along the King's highway. He was a very proud Rat, considering his small size and the bad reputation all Rats have. As Mr.

Rat walked along—he kept mostly to the ditch—he noticed a great commotion up the road, and soon a grand procession came in view. It was the King and his retinue.

Long ago, the mice had a general council to consider what measures they could take to outwit their common enemy, the Cat.

Some said this, and some said that; but at last a young mouse got up and said he had a proposal to make, which he thought would meet the case.

Once there lived a hind in a forest. She had a son who had grown very young and strong.

She was very happy to see his stout body and branched strong horns and thought, "stags have powerful horns, why should they be afraid of hounds, wolves then?

It's sheer cowardice. I would never like my son to do it at all. "After some time, the hind's son came there. The hind wanted to teach him to be courageous.

Once a huge oak tree stood on the bank of a river. It was well nourished by the water of the river. Naturally, it was very strong and had a thick stem.

Just nearby, grew some reeds with thin but flexible stems. They stood almost half in water and had flourished well too.One day, strong winds blew.

The tree, though huge and strong, broke from the middle and was thrown across the stream just among the reeds.