Truyện cười song ngữ

A  farmer  had  five  sons.  They  were  strong and     hardworking.     But     they     always quarrelled  with  one  another.  Sometimes, they  even  fought.  The  farmer  wanted  his sons  to  stop  quarrelling  and  fighting.  He wanted them to live in peace. Plain words of advice or scolding did not have much effect on these young people.The  farmer  always  thought  what  to  do  to keep his sons united. One day he found an answer to the problem. So he called all his sons together.

One  day  a  wolf  found  a  sheepskin.  He covered himself with the sheepskin and got into a flock of sheep grazing in a field.He thought, "The shepherd will shut the sheep in  the  pen  after  sunset.  At  night  I  will  run away with a fat sheep and eat it."All  went  well  till  the  shepherd  shut  the sheep  in  the  pen  and  left.  The  wolf  waited patiently for the night to advance and grow darker.   But   then   an   unexpected   thing happened.   One   of   the   servants   of   the shepherd  entered  the  pen.

When Quỳnh was young,he had to cross the river in a small, three-plank ferryboad to go to school .Sometimes,he đi not have enough  money  to  pay  the  low  fare.  The ferry woman  had  a  kind  heart  and  knew that Quỳnh was a good student. When he could  not  pay,  she  let  him  travel  free  of charge.,Quỳnh  finished  learning  at  the  village school and went to the city to continue his study.

Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

Once  there  was  a  big  pool  near  a  village. The villagers used the water of the pool for drinking  and  for  other  purposes  also.  The pool was abounded with fish.Once a fisherman went fishing to the pool. He cast his net into the pool and sat down. But he was very impatient. So, he tied a long string to a small stone. Then putting it into the pool, he began to stir the water to drive more fish into his net.A villager saw him do so and asked him not to make the water muddy. But the fisherman didn't listen to him and went on beating the water and making it dirty.

Once  a  teacher  had  a  disciple  who  used  to live  in  a  hermitage.  One  day,  the  disciple was  going  somewhere.  He  hadn't  gone  too far when suddenly it started raining cats and dogs. He  returned and told this problem to his  teacher.  The  teacher  said,  "You  should have faith in god.

Once a fox and a crane became friends. So, the  fox invited  the  crane  to  dinner.  The crane  accepted  the  invitation  and  reached the fox's place at sunset.The fox had prepared soup for his mate. But as  we  all  know  that  foxes  are  cunning  by nature, he served the soup in flat dishes. So, he himself lapped the crane's share with his tongue  enjoying  its  relish  a  lot.  But  the crane could not enjoy it at all with his long beak and had to get back home hungry.

Once  there  lived  a  grumpy  king.  He  never used  to  laugh  nor  allow  anyone in  the kingdom to laugh.One  day,  a  small  boy  couldn't  control  his laughter.  Later,  scared  of  the  punishment, he thought of a plan. He wrote a funny story and converted it into a drama.Then  he  went  to  the  palace  and  asked  the king, "May I present my drama to you?" the king let him do it. Then the boy started the play.

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead. The two frogs ignored the comments and tried to jump up out of the pit with  all  their  might.  The  other  frogs  kept telling them to stop, that they were as good as dead. Finally, one of the frogs took heed to what the other frogs were saying and gave up.  He  fell  down  and  died.The  other  frog continued to jump as hard as he could.

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey  they  had  an  argument,  and  one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:"TODAY     MY     BEST     FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."They  kept  on  walking  until  they  found  an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the mire  and  started  drowning,  but  the  friend saved him.