Truyện cười song ngữ

When  I  was  working  as  a  disc  jockey  in Columbus,  Ohio,  I  used  to  stop  at  a  local hospital on my way home. I would walk into different people's rooms and read Scripture to  them  or  talk  to  them.  It  was  a  way  of forgetting  about  my  problemsand  being thankful to God. It made a difference in the lives of those I visited. One time, it literally saved my life.One night, I came home at about two o'clock in the morning. As I began to open my door, a man came out from behind the side of my house and said.

As Mahatma Gandhi stepped aboard a train one  day,  one  of  his  shoes  slipped  off  and landed  on  the  track.  He  was  unable  to retrieve  it  as  the  train  was  moving.  To  the amazement   of   his   companions,   Gandhi calmly took off his other shoe and threw it back along thetrack to land close to the first. Asked by a fellow passenger why he did so, Gandhi  smiled.  "The  poor  man  who  finds the shoe lying on the track," he replied, "will now have a pair he can use."

When  he  had  gone  about  three  blocks,  he met  an  old  woman.  She  was  sitting  in  the park just staring  at some pigeons. The boy sat   down   next   to   her   and   opened   his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his  root  beer when  he  noticed  that  the  old lady  looked  hungry,  so  he  offered  her  a Twinkie.  She  gratefully  accepted  it  and smiled at him. Her smile was so pretty that the boy wanted to see it again, so he offered her  a  root  beer.  Once  again  she  smiled  at him.

Thomas  Edison's  laboratory  was  virtually destroyed   by   fire   in   December,   1914. Although the damage exceeded two milion dollars, the buildings were only insured for $238,000   because   they   were   made   of concrete and thought to be fireproof.

Several   years   ago,   while   attending   a communications  course,  I  experienced  a most    unusual    teaching    process.    The instructor  asked  us  to  list  anything  in  our past  that  we  felt  ashamed  of,  guilty  about, regretted,  or  incomplete  about.  The  next week  he  invited  participants  to  read  their lists aloud. This seemed like a very private process, but there's always some brave soul in the crowd who will volunteer.

A  man  stopped  at  a  flower  shop  to  order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing.He  asked  her  what  was  wrong  and  she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother."   "But   I   only   have   seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars."The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me, I'll buy you a rose." He bought the little girl  her  rose  and  ordered  his  own  mother's flowers.As they  were  leaving  he  offered  the  girl  a ride home.

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,'Lord,  I  would  like  to  know  what  Heaven and Hell are like.'The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

One night a man came home to his 14 –year-old  son  and  sat  him  down.  He  said,  "The most incredible thing happened to me today. I  was  in  my  office  and  one  of  the  junior executives  came  in  and  he  told  me  that  he admired me and gave me a blue ribbon for being creative genius. The blue ribbon that says 'Who I am makes a difference'.

My  father  had  given  me  so  much,  in  so many  ways,  and  at  this  moment  I  also wanted to give something that I had to him. How  about  the  100-meter  gold  medal?  It was the highest achievement that I got in my athletic. It is also the one thing I could give him to represent all the good things we did together,  all  the  positive  things  that  had happened to me because of him.I had never before taken any of my medals out  of  the  bank  vault  where  I  usually  kept them.

Jenny  was  so  happy  about  the  house  they had  found.  For  once  in  her  life,  she  would be  staying  on  the  right  side  of  town.  She unpacked  her  things  with  such  great  ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze, she thought about how wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting  and  she  would  have  friends  over soon. There will be sleepovers and parties. She  was  so  happy.  It's  just  the  way  she wanted her life to be.On the first day of school, everything went great.