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Pencil: I'm sorry
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Mark was walking home from school one day when he noticed that the boy ahead of him had tripped and dropped all the books he was carrying, along with two sweaters, a baseball bat, a glove and a small tape recorder. Mark knelt down and helped the boy pick up the scattered articles.As they walked, Mark discovered the boy's name was Bill, that he loved video games, baseball and history, that he was having a lot of trouble with his other subjects, and that he had just broken up with his girlfriend.Mark went home after dropping B
While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. “That’s my son over there,” she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. “He’s a fine looking boy” the man said. “That’s my daughter on the bike in the white dress.”Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter. “What do you say we go, Melissa?” Melissa pleaded, “Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes.” The mannodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart’s content.
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect.There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart.Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine."The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart.
Jack and Lydia are on holiday in France with their friends, Mike and Anna.Mike loves to visit historical buildings. Jack agrees to sightsee some historical buildings with him.Lydia and Anna decide to shop in the city. "See you boys when we get back!" the girls shout.In the village Jack and Mike see a beautiful old church, but when they enter the church, a service is already in progress."Shh! Just sit quietly, so that we don't stand out. And act like the others!" Mike whispers.Since they don't really know French, Jack and Mike quietly sit down.
On his deathbed, a father advised his son to always speak truth. The son promised that he would never tell a lie.
One day, while going to the city through a forest, he got surrounded by some robbers. One of them asked, “What do you have?”
The boy answered, “I have fifty rupees.”
They searched him but couldn’t find anything. When they were about to go, the boy called out, “I am not telling a lie. See this fifty rupee note which I had hidden in my shirt.”
Hugging is healthy. It helps the immune system, cures depression, reduces stress and induces sleep.
It’s invigorating, rejuvenating and has no unpleasant side effects.
Hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug. Hugging is all natural.
Mom called me that because I like Tom Tom & Jerry and every time you are watching for the same fate Tom cat, mother day was ‘contestable’, ‘scolded’ ... and also because our son ‘pop’ mother.
Tom has added a new 4-month-old sister, mother to stay at home so please just take Tom, just take them.
This phase should leave school Tom was at home with his mother.
Then add the mother, Bee arms, mouth ‘universal’ Tom Tom homework help or ask for help this mother the other.
“Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling.
A Butterfly once fell in love with a beautiful Rose.
The Rose was not indifferent, for the Butterfly's wings were powdered in a charming pattern of gold and silver.
And so, when he fluttered near and told how he loved her, she blushed rosily and said yes.