By han, 28 January, 2023

As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor."Give this to your husband," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands.

By han, 28 January, 2023

"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?""Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"

By han, 28 January, 2023

A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?""No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum."You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman."No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum. "You  wouldn't  waste  the  money  at  a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.

By han, 28 January, 2023

There was a great man who married the woman of his dreams. With their love, they created a little lovely girl.When the little girl was growing up, the great man would hug her and tell her, “I love you,little girl.” The little girl would pout and say, “I’m not a little girl anymore.” Then the man would laugh and say, “But to me, you’ll always be my little girl.”The little girl who-was-not-little-anymore decided to leave her home and went into the world. As she learned more about herself, she learned more about the man. One of his strengths was his ability to express his love to his family.

By han, 28 January, 2023

Once upon a time....there was a rich king who had four wives. He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the third wife very much and showed her off to neighbouring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.He also loved the second wife. She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him.

By han, 28 January, 2023

A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies for Sale”. Signs havea way of attracting children, and soon a little boy appeared at the store and asked, “Howmuch are you gonna sell those puppies for?” The store owner replied, “Anywhere from$30 to $50.” The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. “I have$2.37, can I look at them?” The store owner smiled and whistled. Out of the back of thestore came his dog running down the aisle followed by five little puppies. One puppy waslagging considerably behind.

By han, 28 January, 2023

A man  and  his  son  were  once  going  with their   Donkey   to   market.   As   they   were walking  along  by  its  side  a  countryman passed them and said: "You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?"So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they  went  on  their  way.  But soon  they passed a  group of men,  one of whom said: "See  that  lazy  youngster,  he  lets  his  father walk while he rides."So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got  on  himself.  But  they  hadn't  gone  far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: "Shame

By han, 28 January, 2023

A young man was getting ready to graduate from  college.  For  many  months  he  had admired  a  beautiful  sports  car  in  a  dealer's showroom,  and  knowing  his  father  could well  afford  it,  he  told  him  that  was  all  he wanted.As Graduation Day approached, the  young man   awaited   signs   that   his   father   had purchased  the  car.  Finally,  on  the  morning of his graduation, his father called him into his  private  study.  His  father  told  him  how proud  he  was  to  have  such  a  fine  son,  and told  him  how  much  he  loved  him.  He handed  hi

By han, 28 January, 2023

Once upon a time lived on a cloud that was grown up over a very beautiful country.One day, she saw another much bigger cloud and she  felt  so  much  envy,  then  the  cloud decided that in order to get bigger and grow more,  her  water  would  never  abandon  her, and will never start raining again.Indeed,   the   cloud   grew   up,   while   the country wasgetting dried.