As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the base where he was working. Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had no privacy. This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell and went to greet her neighbor."Give this to your husband," he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands.
"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?""Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"
A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?""No, sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum."You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman."No way, I don't gamble," answers the bum. "You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man.
There was a great man who married the woman of his dreams. With their love, they created a little lovely girl.When the little girl was growing up, the great man would hug her and tell her, “I love you,little girl.” The little girl would pout and say, “I’m not a little girl anymore.” Then the man would laugh and say, “But to me, you’ll always be my little girl.”The little girl who-was-not-little-anymore decided to leave her home and went into the world. As she learned more about herself, she learned more about the man. One of his strengths was his ability to express his love to his family.
President Abraham Lincoln often visited hospitals to talk with wounded soldiers during the Civil War.
Once upon a time....there was a rich king who had four wives. He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the third wife very much and showed her off to neighbouring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.He also loved the second wife. She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him.
A store owner was tacking a sign above his door that read “Puppies for Sale”. Signs havea way of attracting children, and soon a little boy appeared at the store and asked, “Howmuch are you gonna sell those puppies for?” The store owner replied, “Anywhere from$30 to $50.” The little boy reached into his pocket and pulled out some change. “I have$2.37, can I look at them?” The store owner smiled and whistled. Out of the back of thestore came his dog running down the aisle followed by five little puppies. One puppy waslagging considerably behind.
A man and his son were once going with their Donkey to market. As they were walking along by its side a countryman passed them and said: "You fools, what is a Donkey for but to ride upon?"So the Man put the Boy on the Donkey and they went on their way. But soon they passed a group of men, one of whom said: "See that lazy youngster, he lets his father walk while he rides."So the Man ordered his Boy to get off, and got on himself. But they hadn't gone far when they passed two women, one of whom said to the other: "Shame
A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed hi
Once upon a time lived on a cloud that was grown up over a very beautiful country.One day, she saw another much bigger cloud and she felt so much envy, then the cloud decided that in order to get bigger and grow more, her water would never abandon her, and will never start raining again.Indeed, the cloud grew up, while the country wasgetting dried.